{"id":8884,"date":"2015-02-19T02:37:35","date_gmt":"2015-02-19T01:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/wordpress\/?p=8884"},"modified":"2015-02-19T02:37:35","modified_gmt":"2015-02-19T01:37:35","slug":"katten-en-pillen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/?p=8884","title":{"rendered":"katten en pillen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Onze twee kleuters moeten alle twee<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">elke dag een half tabletje.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Bas ondergaat het heel makkelijk.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">HUP achter in de keel,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">slikken kwart plak ham er achteraan<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">klaar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Maar Du ??<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Gooit alle 4 pootjes alle kanten op<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">en heel slim,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">op moment van achteruit schieten van?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tong in dubbele rol<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">BLEH en daar ligt ie weer.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Zijkanten links, rechts?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Geen probleem.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">OK dan. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">3 man\/vrouw actie.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">optillen, poten vasthouden,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">pil er in, en bek dicht.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Slikken komt vanzelf hoor&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">en ook stukkie ham vanzelf.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Maar die blik ???<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Als je niet beter zou weten?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Zou je bang worden \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">En toch, knappen ze op<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">gaat niet hard maar ok,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">wij mensen zijn ook niet altijd even snel.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Iets van tijd , aandacht en warmte&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">XXXX<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Onze twee kleuters moeten alle twee elke dag een half tabletje. Bas ondergaat het heel makkelijk. HUP achter in de keel, slikken kwart plak ham er achteraan klaar. Maar Du ?? Gooit alle 4 pootjes alle kanten op en heel slim, op moment van achteruit schieten van? Tong in dubbele rol BLEH en daar ligt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dieren"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8885,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8884\/revisions\/8885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}