{"id":5771,"date":"2013-05-11T00:09:10","date_gmt":"2013-05-10T22:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/wordpress\/?p=5771"},"modified":"2013-05-11T00:09:10","modified_gmt":"2013-05-10T22:09:10","slug":"11-mei-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/?p=5771","title":{"rendered":"11 mei 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Een oudere man, pas gepensioneerd,<\/span><\/div>\n<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> is aan het fitnessen in een sportstudio<\/span><\/div>\n<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> en ziet een mooie vrouw, die ook aan het sporten is.<\/span><\/div>\n<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> Als de fitnesstrainer langskomt vraagt hij hem: <\/span><\/div>\n<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;Aan welk apparaat zou ik nou de grootste indruk maken op deze mooie vrouw?&#8221; <\/span><\/div>\n<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">De trainer bekijkt hem van top tot teen en zegt dan: <\/span><\/div>\n<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;Ik zou de geldautomaat op de hoek eens proberen.&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<div data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;M&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Een oudere man, pas gepensioneerd, is aan het fitnessen in een sportstudio en ziet een mooie vrouw, die ook aan het sporten is. Als de fitnesstrainer langskomt vraagt hij hem: &#8220;Aan welk apparaat zou ik nou de grootste indruk maken op deze mooie vrouw?&#8221; De trainer bekijkt hem van top tot teen en zegt dan: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lach-van-de-dag"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5771"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5772,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771\/revisions\/5772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}