{"id":5570,"date":"2013-03-26T00:42:58","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T23:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/wordpress\/?p=5570"},"modified":"2013-03-26T00:42:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T23:42:58","slug":"gij-zult-niet-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/?p=5570","title":{"rendered":"gij zult niet&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Vanmiddag in ziekenhuis met jongste<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">moeten we 1 verdieping om hoog.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">We nemen de lift,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">een jonge dame van zo 25 jaar<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">staat er al in.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Jongste gaat zitten op stoeltje:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">ze kijkt hem aan en sneerd:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">nou das de moeite van zitten niet waard!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">MIJN:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">ben jij wel eens van je fiets gereden<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">door een auto die vervolgens doorreed<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">en een foto moeten maken van je been<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">omdat ze willen weten of niet gebroken is???<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Doet haar verschieten van rood naar wit en weer terug.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">MENS stik toch!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">En hou toch alsjeblieft je dikke vette mond<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">en hijs dat lichaam de trap op<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">doe je wat nuttigs met jezelf!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">DUH!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vanmiddag in ziekenhuis met jongste moeten we 1 verdieping om hoog. We nemen de lift, een jonge dame van zo 25 jaar staat er al in. Jongste gaat zitten op stoeltje: ze kijkt hem aan en sneerd: nou das de moeite van zitten niet waard! MIJN: ben jij wel eens van je fiets gereden door [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-serieuze-gedeelte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5570"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5571,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5570\/revisions\/5571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}