{"id":12128,"date":"2018-01-04T19:26:29","date_gmt":"2018-01-04T18:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/?p=12128"},"modified":"2018-01-04T19:26:29","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T18:26:29","slug":"humor-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/?p=12128","title":{"rendered":"Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Oudste staat al om 10 bij mijn bed<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">koffie mam?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">hij stuitert er over&#8230;&#8230;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">want gaat vandaag met zijn meissie<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">in een hotel een nachtje slapen \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Snap dat het spannend is,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">zijn oppasdienst draagt ie over aan lieve vriendin<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">maar heel zijn zenuwen slaan op mij over.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Kind toch&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..he man&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.:)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Om half 5 krijg ik appie met foto&#8217;s<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">pfieuw&#8230;ziet er prima uit.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">En ik plaag hem nog even bij t zien van t bad <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">en t bed \ud83d\ude42<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Een dikke have fun en ik zie je morgen wel<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">ergens in de loop van de dag !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Die gaat genieten en t is me gegund!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">XXXXXXXX<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oudste staat al om 10 bij mijn bed koffie mam? hij stuitert er over&#8230;&#8230; want gaat vandaag met zijn meissie in een hotel een nachtje slapen \ud83d\ude42 Snap dat het spannend is, zijn oppasdienst draagt ie over aan lieve vriendin maar heel zijn zenuwen slaan op mij over. Kind toch&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..he man&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.:) Om half 5 krijg [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12128"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12129,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12128\/revisions\/12129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cheet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}